The Wonderful Wonder Emporium

Feel like reliving your childhood dreams? THEN COME ON DOWN TO THE WONDERFUL WONDER EMPORIUM! We can make your wildest child hood dream come true! Like Candy Land or when Kings and Queens worship you. No matter how crazy it is we will make it work!

“I’m already booking my second set of tickets for a large family holiday!” A very happy customer.

“I feel like a child again and I’m so happy!” A pleased reviewer.

It’s all free! Our website: WWW.WonderfulWonderEmporium.com . come visit now!

THE FLYING FLYER

This deserving creature has a large sack of throbbing venom in its body. This harmful creature lives anywhere in the world but its wings and halo vary depending on the place it is in. These creatures where recently flung into the atmosphere by a large hurricane on Jupiter these beasts are very large… Could this b eat leave a huge cleft in humanity? Are you scared? Will we all die?

DEFENCES AND FEEDING HABBITS!  

The flying flyer has some strange and unusual feeding habits… They have large blood red jaguar like teeth at can rip through anything but strangely they never use them, in-fact they never use their mouths, strangely enough, they have a second mouth on their neck that they preferably use so that they are not venerable while eating, they have claws that they can take out if they feel threatened these creatures have bright colours to show that they have venom and are not going to hesitate to use this deadly weapon

SILENT BUT DEADLY!

The intriguing insects are very quiet but the thing that lets the creature down is its formidable size. It can be seen very easily and you can start running. The eye caching creature colours are very vibrant and unnatural which makes it pretty easy to spot in a gloomy environment. But, on a day to day basis it’s a lot harder to see. Here are some examples where they like to hide in: Rainbows, holiday homes and lanyards but they hate camping, caravans, normal homes and weirdly enough Clyde the caterpillar cake.

Are we safe?

Candy Land

Summer finds her-self entwined with moist, rich smelling cotton candy grass and the smell of melted, irresistible butter candies danced and spun around in the air.

Summer tore her anchor like feet out of the rich smelling grass. She sprang up high into the air and pranced around the dreamy world. She climbed up an ice-cream tree and started to wonder. “How am I here?” Summer said to her-self.

A hiss came from over her shoulder “WHY DID YOU DO THIS?!?!?!?”                                          Summers heart sank. Then she spun round like a tea cup. But there was no one there…

BANG!!!! Summer felt a slither around her neck. The world froze… It was her night mare…

Summer scrambled to her aching feet. A sharp whisper shot in her ear, “WHERE ARE YOU GOING!?!?!?!” Summer jumped…

Chapter 2- The Orb                                               

Summer couldn’t take her eyes off of the magic orb with a deadly aura and the look of eyes gazing back at her. She knew at once that her mission was to find out what it did. Summers hand lurked towards the enchanting orb.

A clatter of pots came crumbling down and disturbed the silence and Summer spun around and saw a fancy lady, her hair was a white as a swan and her lips as red as a cherry “Hi young lady, you look like a nice girl,” Mrs.White Rose said softly, “so do me a favour and don’t touch that, we don’t want any thing bad to happen… Do we?”

A loud thud came from a norther room and Mrs.White Rose an off to attend to the pixies down the hall (the pixies where cheeky!) Summer peeked round the corner to check Mrs.White Rose was gone  then returned to  the orb

Summer was exhilarated she could finally touch the orb. Summer picks up the orb and the room goes blurry and starts to spin. She gets so dizzy that she faints.

Summer FINALLY  opens her heavy eyes and sees… PINK CLOUDS!?!?!?!?! Summer jumped up and ran to the end of the cliff and came to halt.

She realised where she was. Her child-hood dream. CANDYLAND! She kneeled down and took a scoop of the chocolate waterfall, drank it and stood up while smiling she saw Mrs.White Rose glaring at her while smiling and waving at her.

Every where someone looked, there were things that stood out, things that were subtle and things that she wanted to eat. She turned the corner and saw an opulent diamond tree with money dangling off. Then, she started to stuff her pockets and more sprang back on the tree. Then her heart dropped, stealing wasn’t the right thing to do! She gently placed the money in front of the eye catching tree. She lowered her head in shame and apologised ( Summer was a shy, quiet and humble girl) Then as she stood up, she looked up and there was a dusty, golden chandelier swaying in the light breeze from an open window. While walking down the haul, she found a set of golden, polished knight armour, it shimmered like a mirror and she could tell it was priceless. Next to that sat on a scarlet pillow was a magic orb with a deadly aura and a purple haze floating around her, it felt like her heart was in her head.

“I see you found my old bewitched orb!” spoke a soft voice.

She always wondered. What did the shop do? Who did it Take? Slowly, but surely people where tempted…

The stained glass windows of the Emporium looked like sweet wrappers with little white splodges like snow

But was it safe…?

If I where summoned to create a treasure I would take:

A blood-bursting, ear-shattering ghost’s shriek from the haunted Globe museum,                                               Eye popping, danger drawing gremlin’s eye from the depth’s of the ocean,                                                             Watered by the finest spring water was a piece of the greenest grass from the meadow of peace.

Shined with the oldest polish, cushioned by the finest silk, was a chair from a witch’s cabin,                           An eye drawing, opulent diamond tree stood boldly in the hall way of a prince’s castle.

Should Dragons Be Hunted?!

We interrupt this programme to tell you all about an issue that we all are terrified about, a quote from a mother of four kids “I am concerned for my youngest kid, who is five, because she could wander off. At the same time I want the treasure dragons because they don’t breath fire like the last dragon: the magma dragon.”

What do you think about the situation? Should we use these dragons as an advantage or not? To share your thoughts call us at 0999.DRAGONS.08

A flock of treasure dragons have been spotted flying a cross the sky line of Ashton!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We need a experienced, smart dragon whisper.

For this job you will need the required expectancies:                                                                                                     Bravery, be able to speak dragon, ride dragons, be experienced and be professional.

In return we will pay you £100,000 per minute and a castle made from the finest of gold and a sack of ice berrys from a sea serpants nest.

How to contact us, our website: WWW. DRAGON HUNTER. COM, or Phone us at 099 936 784 212