I’d like you to dream of the most colourful cloud
that glitters like the brightest rays of sunlight.
I’d like you to cradle this cloud in your mind
with the care that you might cradle an antique china doll that is desperate to be loved.
I’d like you to name this cloud, a gorgeous delicate cloud.
Now, please complete this questionnaire:
Does your cloud fly?
What is your cloud’s favourite food, ice-cream, chocolate or strawberries?
Is it true you fly so high you can high five the sun?
I’d like you to think of the most silvery cat
that reflects like a mirror.
I’d like you to grab this cat in your mind
with the care that you might give to a birthday balloon.
I’d like you to name this cat, your cat.
Now, please fill in this survey:
Could your cat blow bubbles in a glass of coke?
Does your cat like to sing rap or RnB?
Is your cat’s favourite colour red or blue?
Can your cat climb a tree?
Does your cat prefer vanilla or bubblegum ice-cream?
What is its date of birth?
I’d like you to imagine an amazing dog
that can do incredible trick like a monkey.
I’d like you to hold this dog in your mind
with the attention that you might hold a cat
or even a dog trick that is desperate to be told.
I’d like you to call this dog , your very own dog.
Now please fill in this survey:
Can your dog do a backflip?
Has your dog ever eaten a Cream egg ?
Did your dog go to the beach ?
Does your dog prefer to get a make over or have its nails panted?
Could your dog do a belly flop on the water ?
Should your dog learn to read or learn to speak ?
Would your dog rob the bank full of food ?
The dazzling Moon
I’d like you to imagine the celestial Moon
that looks down meaningfully on humans as if they were ants.
I’d like you to grasp this Moon and put it into your mind with
the attention you that you might hold to a new baby rabbit or
the most delicious piece of chocolate cake you have ever tasted.
I want you to call this moon , your very own dazzling Moon.
Now,please fill in this survey:
What is its favourite colour?
Which was its favourite subject in school?
Has it ever flown on an aeroplane?
Can it breathe?
What is its favourite sport?
Does your Moon like to play Minecraft?
Can your Moon draw?
Does your Moon like prawn cocktail Quavers or flaming hot Monster Munch?
Has your Moon ever been to the park?
Does it like Ham and Pineapple Pizza?
Can I hold your Moon?
I would like you to imagine a spectacular BMW
that can go as fast as you can dream.
I would like you to hold this in your mind
like I would hold on to my dogs or even like
holding onto your favourite chocolate.
I would like you to call this BMW, your very own
luxiourious automobile.
Will your BMW speak to me?
When did your BMW last have a shower?
What is your BMW’s name?
Should your BMW go over the speed limit?
Could your BMW fly over the moon?
Who named the BMW,BMW?
Has your BMW ever eaten an ice cream before?
Which BMW swam around the Atlantic Ocean?
I’d like you to imagine the shiniest shoe
that glimmers in the sun like a sequined ball gown.
I’d like you to hold this shoe in your mind with the attention
That you might hold a fluffy mewing kitten or an overly
Enthusiastic labrador bouncing towards you.
I’d like you to call this shoe, your personal possession.
Now please fill in this survey:
Does your shoe prefer McDonalds or KFC?
Where will the shoe find its owner?
Could it win the champions league?
Should your shoe choose Coca-Cola or Pepsi max or Iron Bru?
Will it become the first piece of foot wear to land on Saturn?
I’d like you to imagine the sharpest pencil
that writes the most delightful stories like an adventure waiting to lure you in.
I’d like you to hold this pencil in your imaginary hand and picture you are writing a realistic, true story on embarrassment and self-deprication or even a fake tale bursting to be told.
I’d like you to call this pencil, your own, authentic pencil:
Does your pencil carry a handbag?
Is your pencil asigned to Arsenal WFC?
Is your pencil a fan of swimming?
How is your pencil feeling today?
Would your pencil cheat on SATs?
Could your pencil write?
Which DAN blackbelt is your pencil?
Should your pencil dance?
Can your pencil fly?
Is your pencil obliging?
I’d like you to imagine the cutest dog to ever exist.
In the multiverse with eyes like looking into space.
I’d like you to hold this precious dog stuck in your memories
Or even a secret trying to escape from your mouth.
I ‘d like you to call this dog your pet.
Now please fill in this survey:
Did your dog try to copy the Mona Lisa?
Has your dog tried to eat all of the food in your kitchen?
Will your dog try to build an infinite power machine?
Does your dog try to book a holiday?
Did your dog beat Tetris World record?
Is your dog trying to dig to China?
Does your dog prefer Chinese food or Indian food?
Does your dog trash your house?
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