I’d like you to think of the most silvery cat

that reflects like a mirror.

I’d like you to grab this cat in your mind

with the care that you might give to a birthday balloon.

I’d like you to name this cat, your cat.

Now, please fill in this survey:

Could your cat blow bubbles in a glass of coke?

Does your cat like to sing rap or RnB?

Is your cat’s favourite colour red or blue?

Can your cat climb a tree?

Does your cat prefer vanilla or bubblegum ice-cream?

What is its date of birth?