I’d like you to visualise the funkiest footsteps

dancing like autumn leaves on the wind.

I’d like you to grasp these footsteps in your mind

with the care that you might grasp money or even a cherished memory that is desperate to stay with you.

I’d like you to address these footsteps as a masterful routine.

Now, please complete this survey:

Is it true that your footsteps sing like Taylor Swift?

What do your footsteps like to be known as?

Do you footsteps want to be an astronaut?

Would your footsteps ever watch tennis or snooker?

Have your footsteps been passed down through a family?

Which is your footsteps’ favourite flavour of Walkers crisps, roast chicken, cheese and onion, ready salted or salt and vinegar?

Could we wear your footsteps all day?

Will your footsteps play for Arsenal, Bayern Munich, Real Madrid or Athletico Madrid?

When were your footsteps made?

Will your footsteps last forever?