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Special Request to the Alien Tribe

Dear Aliens, I am prime minister of England.I have seen your spaceship hovering over London for the past couple days I have tried to ingnore it but I know I can’t put writing this request forever.I haven’t addressed this issue to the public as I don’t want to startle them .I’m sure we can find your tribe a nice planet  to  live on.I  no some of the best real estate agents on Mars . I’m sure Mars we be the perfect temperature for aliens(I hope).Please don’t invade my  beloved country.Please reply with in next couple days.

Kind regards

Prime minister of England.(aka Amy   Brown)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

How to look after a pet elf

How To Look After A Pet Elf

If you want a pet elf you will need this guide as they are VERY hard work.

•NEVER let them get bored,if you do it wont end well..

•Only feed them candy canes and sugar (no vegetables)

•There all DEATHLY allergic to healthy food and exercise.

•Make them a bed out of pillows and fluff

•One last thing,BE CAREFUL! They are naughty!!

 

I hope this guide helps you look ater your elf,your elf will be arriving in the post box soon

WAIT,also have fun with your elf.

NO RETURNS