Dear Headmaster,

All of your lovely students, like me, are groaning from boredom because of your actions! You’ve banned playtime, we can’t have fun! Yes, I know it’s better for their focus, a student would concentrate more on their lesson, because they won’t think about playtime, but it’ll make our mood terrible! Oh please, we need playtime back, our reports just came out the other day, and all of us got B minuses! And when playtime was still here, we normally got As or A*s! That is not all, do you care about the environment?We have a massive climbing frame, and plastic toys that are all going to waste.

Kindest regards , Tannjai.

This might sound crazy, but we think the earth is trying to plead for help! A big thunderstorm happened two weeks ago, flooding the United Kingdom, Ireland and even some parts of Italy! that’s not all, in Thailand, people have been hearing complaining voices or noisy loud screaming. Otolaryngologists refuse any patients at the moment, because scientists need more study at the moment. This has also occurred in small chunks of Myanmar, Vietnam and a bit of Cambodia. This is not all because trash and plastics are starting to catch fire without any known reason.

Emergency Procedures Are Beginning. Spend Time with Family as This Could Be the End

The leftover sweet.

Oh, my goodness, little girl! You said you would eat me! Last night, when all of your friends were here, all the other sweets got eaten. What about me? Now I’m lonely, I miss the Jellybeans, the Green Gummy bears, and Chocolate! Ive been sitting here for months! Did you buy me for no reason at all? Eat me! I don’t want to end up in the rubbish bin! I hate to say this child, but this is all your fault! I’m fed up with you and your friends! My expiration date is tomorrow! Well, farewell cruel human, I will be inedible.

Hey, Cat my dear friend, haven’t seen you in a while. The Mouse family is back in business! We have stolen- er I mean bought lots of cheeses and even two drops of wine! We made a beautiful bed for us to sleep in and an infinity pool!

It’s not like we’re better than you, well we technically are, tell me what you have? Maybe some rotten sardines for food or a table for a bed? Leftover paper scrunched up into tiny, spiky balls for toys? Well that’s nice! I hope you can reach our level of wealth and intelligence soon.

Love, Mousey.

I’m an owl. I just mind my own business and fly around trees. People love me. They take pictures of me to be put on that website of theirs. I don’t like that though. Nobody likes flashing lights in the daytime.

Imagine trying to sleep and wake up to see cameras all over the place! I fortunately get breaks at night. I don’t know why, but these “Humans” sleep at night.

Well, enough of that,  I’m an owl and I will always be one. I’m an owl and I like being one, and I’m an owl and I get annoyed by photographers.

 Tired of not having any responsibilities in life?

Buy my little cousin! He will never listen to you and take what ever you have in your hands!

Just for $19 you can have a broken TV! My cousin  will act like a dinosaur, demand helicopter stickers and draw on your walls! He will also never have an appetite for any sort of food whatsoever. He runs on omelettes, rice, sweets and salmon eggs! If you don’t give him those, he will scream!

Watch out, he might even spit any other food on you!

Buy my little cousin. Only $19!

Jack was in the courtroom. His mum, the judge, the lawyers and the jury were there.

 “Jack Trott, you have been charged with theft and murder”. The judge declared

“Your honor, Jack has only stolen one thing!”  Jack’s mum pleaded“

 “What about the bag of money, hen and harp?” The giant’s lawyer objected.

  “Any proof?” The judge questioned very critically.

 The Giant’s lawyer presented  footage of Jack climbing out of the beanstalk with the items.

“Jack Trott, the session is over. You are guilty. You may have a 52 year sentence.” The judge announced And off he went into jail, the items that he stole were confiscated until the giant’s relatives return.