Tired of not having any responsibilities in life?

Buy my little cousin! He will never listen to you and take what ever you have in your hands!

Just for $19 you can have a broken TV! My cousin will act like a dinosaur, demand helicopter stickers and draw on your walls! He will also never have an appetite for any sort of food whatsoever. He runs on omelettes, rice, sweets and salmon eggs! If you don’t give him those, he will scream!

Watch out, he might even spit any other food on you!

Buy my little cousin. Only $19!