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Visit The Emporium by Jessy

Are you ever too bored to handle? Do you need something to brighten up your day? If so, visit The Emporium to have a fun-filled day FOR FREE that will change your life!

The amazing amusements include:

  • Glorious views
  • Items that can grant your greatest wishes
  • Wonders from around the globe

For even more enjoyment, visit our quaint gift shop which offers affordable, high quality goods!

“Best day of my life!”- Taylor Swift

  1. Kids under 16 go free!
  2. Refund guaranteed if you are unsatisfied
  3. Friendly staff
  4. Pristine facilities

Open 10am-7pm on weekdays

Email: theemporium@hotmail.co

Visit the Magic Emporium

Are you always bored of a plain weekend? Do you need something new and exciting in life? Would you be interested in the magic emporium? If so, why not come join us at the magic emporium and experience things you cant imagine, also this is all half price and kids go free.

Magical Magnificent Mysteries await! Yes, we include:

Magic jewelry that you would of never seen before,                                                                                                    Cosy bedrooms that make you fall asleep in a minute,                                                                                             Life changing wonders

After a day of amazement take a peek at our wonderful gift shop and buy more than you can carry! Don’t be the only one to miss this once in a life time opportunity. We will provide:

any dreams that you’ve wished for,                                                                                                                                objects and creatures yet to be discovered,                                                                                                                  also kids club

you wont regret this trip because its been rated 5stars from every celeb that comes here.

we are open weekdays and Sundays from 10.00am – and close at 7.30pm,                                                           find us just of the m5 on Patly street, Gothinto, GH3 9ds,

we are waiting to see you.

The Famous Emporium

Are you bored of your average shop? Does your life need more excitement in it? Well come on down to The Famous Emporium and be amazed at our indoor theme park and be hungry no more in one of the largest food halls in the country.

Lose yourself amongst the designer boutiques and small independent retailers, selling everything from the latest high street fashion trends to classic looks.

Our designer shops include:

  • Channel
  • Georgio Armani
  • Ted Baker
  • Ralph Lauren
  • Luke
  • Tommy Hilfiger

Our Independent Retailers include:

  • Rob D Gold Financial Advisers
  • Chris P Chicken Stir Fry
  • Scott CH American Style Pancakes
  • Terasa Green Plant Suppliers
  • Rufus Falling Home Repairs
  • Edna Clouds Blue Sky Thinking Solutions
  • Batt and Ball Sports Supplies

Don’t just take our word for it, here are some celebrity reviews.

“The Sport shop was amazing mate, all ya need for some great footy” Eddie Jones

“It was like, totally to die for, you feel like, totally special” Kim Kardashian

“The food hall was banging, I’ll be adding some of them on to my menu” Tom Kerridge

“The bank was ok, mine is better” Lord Sugar

Why don’t you come and see for yourself, and the best part is, children under thirteen can get into the theme park for free.

We are open Monday to Saturday 8 till 8, Sunday 8 till 5.

Find us just off Junction 9 of the M5, follow signs for The Famous Emporium.

call us on mobile to 07777 88888 99999

 

The Famous Emporium

Are you bored of your average shop? Does your life need more excitement in it? Well come on down to The Famous Emporium and be amazed at our indoor theme park and be hungry no more in one of the largest food halls in the country.

Lose yourself amongst the designer boutiques and small independent retailers, selling everything from the latest high street fashion trends to classic looks.

Our designer shops include:

  • Channel
  • Georgio Armani
  • Ted Baker
  • Ralph Lauren
  • Luke
  • Tommy Hilfiger

Our Independent Retailers include:

  • Rob D Gold Financial Advisers
  • Chris P Chicken Stir Fry
  • Scott CH American Style Pancakes
  • Terasa Green Plant Suppliers
  • Rufus Falling Home Repairs
  • Edna Clouds Blue Sky Thinking Solutions
  • Batt and Ball Sports Supplies

Don’t just take our word for it, here are some celebrity reviews.

“The Sport shop was amazing mate, all ya need for some great footy” Eddie Jones

“It was like, totally to die for, you feel like, totally special” Kim Kardashian

“The food hall was banging, I’ll be adding some of them on to my menu” Tom Kerridge

“The bank was ok, mine is better” Lord Sugar

Why don’t you come and see for yourself, and the best part is, children under thirteen can get into the theme park for free.

We are open Monday to Saturday 8 till 8, Sunday 8 till 5.

Find us just off Junction 9 of the M5, follow signs for The Famous Emporium.

call us on mobile to 07777 88888 99999

 

Step into The Emporium!

Step into the Emporium!

Do you have to endure the repetitive, gloomy atmosphere of your home every day? Don’t miss out on the most remarkable yet outlandish activities at The Enchanted Emporium where the sights, scents and sensations couldn’t be more vivid. If you take an interest in this fantasy, then come to The Enchanted Emporium today!

  • Sensational scenes from your five star hotel
  • Exotic fish and daring dolphins that swiftly swim in the aquarium enclosure
  • Dreamy dinners with breathtaking scents and aromas that make your visit all the better
  • Magnificent malls with your best-loved shops
  • The wildest of your imaginations come real.

For a day, or even a week, of once in a life time opportunities, ‘hop to our shop’ and ‘play until the end of the day’! Don’t be the person who misses out on everything so visit now and we guarantee you an experience you will never have ever again, like:

  • Unbelievable service from our spectacular employees
  • Fascinating hobbies that you didn’t even know you had
  • Activities whenever your preference is

“A most remarkable trip!” exclaimed Mr V Dursley.

We are open on weekends and holidays from 9:00am and close at 8:00am however if you stay in out spectacular hotels, your time is your choice!

Visit our website at http://www.VisitTheEnchantedEmporiumToday. We are awaiting your email

The Skin-Slasher by Jessy

The Skin-Slasher
The skin-slasher is a highly dangerous type of beetle which has only been discovered in the last year on a palm tree in Guam. Since then, scientists have studied it and observed its habits so they could know what it is fully capable of. But how would you recognise one? Read on to find out.

Appearance
A skin-slasher has the shape of ordinary beetles but there are many features that make it special, including two three-centimetre horns on its head, a back which has a crossed pattern and a red dot on and a three and a half centimetre stinger. The critter in total is ten centimetres long and weighs approximately fifteen grams. The way to tell that they are skin-slashers is the vibrant red dot at the top of its back. Even though they cannot fly, they are incredibly fast going up walls or doors etc. BEWARE: These venomous animals can be found anywhere at anytime, so keep your eyes peeled.

What it does
Many people believe that these creatures are harmless and that scientists have been lying, yet they could not be more wrong. These insects could cut open your skin with one slice of their horns, injecting a highly toxic venom as they do it. This would leave you in unspeakable pain, not to mention nausea and dizziness. Additionally, many scientists say that some of these cuts can be worse than snake bites and you should immediately call and ambulance if this happens. Moreover, if you see one of these creatures, either run as far away as you can or possibly trap it with something like a bucket (you would have to be extremely cautious)

The Night Haunter By PoppyH

The Night Haunter, which was discovered on the 18th June, is currently one of the most dangerous creatures on earth. Despite the popular belief that this insect couldn’t harm a fly, it was been scientifically proven that they are indeed monsters. It is mandatory that the public know what they look like and how to protect themselves from one.

Although most insects look similar to each other, the Night Haunter is extremely different. It has a body which is around 7 centimetres long and 1 centimetre high legs. Interestingly, the Night Haunter’s tail is made from pure fire and can cause severe burns if it comes into contact with human skin. The majority of England made the mistake of underestimating how bad these burns could be so doctors are now working full time to treat the wounded. Amazingly, many residents of Gloucestershire have managed to be the reason some of these insects have lost a couple of legs, due to the fact that they were swatting at them.

Unfortunately, the Night Haunter is very powerful when it comes to feeding. If you are feeling sadness or anger at any time during the night, it feeds off of your emotions. However, you’re safe in the daylight since this is when the Night Haunter is at its weakest. Remember to check every hiding spot in your house for these insects because they can change their size to lurk anywhere they wish to. Experts recommend you arm yourself with bug spray at all times. It won’t necessarily kill them but they’ll be knocked out for around an hour.

The blood crawler

The blood crawler

The blood crawler is an rare creature which was only discovered last week in the wall of the Great Wall of China . Scientists aren’t 100% on what it can but all they know is that it could severely harm you. How would you recognise this deathly creature.Read on to find out.

The blood crawler is very different to other insects. It normally has a red and black back but there a 5% chance you will encounter a yellow and blue one which is more life threatening then the other one. It grows to the length of nine centre meters with nine hundred legal to Cary it around. It’s eyes may look small but when it’s ready to attack it’s eyes get large. The baby is born at the length of four cents meters.

Although this animal is deathly it helps in every day life it takes all the toxic air and turns it into clean air. It also has been discovered that it can kill nits but be careful because if you put much of its venom on your scalp it will generally give you a disease and even affect your brain.

The blood crawler

The blood crawler

The blood crawler is an rare creature which was only discovered last week in the wall of the Great Wall of China . Scientists aren’t 100% on what it can but all they know is that it could severely harm you. How would you recognise this deathly creature.Read on to find out.

The blood crawler is very different to other insects. It normally has a red and black back but there a 5% chance you will encounter a yellow and blue one which is more life threatening then the other one. It grows to the length of nine centre meters with nine hundred legal to Cary it around. It’s eyes may look small but when it’s ready to attack it’s eyes get large. The baby is born at the length of four cents meters.

Although this animal is deathly it helps in every day life it takes all the toxic air and turns it into clean air. It also has been discovered that it can kill nits but be careful because if you put much of its venom on your scalp it will generally give you a disease and even affect your brain.

The 3 Bodied Jet Fly by GeorgeR

The 3 Bodied Jet Fly

The Three Bodied Jet Fly is an extraordinary creature. In 2017 the insect was discovered on the south coast of Chile. Since then the amount of the Three Bodied Jet Flies have increased massively. Surprisingly it has been recently proven to be the cousin of a caterpillar and fly giving it its name. How exactly could you define this creature.

It’s body can average about 2-3 centimetres long and has a wingspan of 5 millimetres. It also has a stinger in between its 1st and 3rd part. The stinger contains a venom almost 3 times as more deadly than a bee. It has two wings that can enable it to fly at rapid speeds of 40 kph. However, only a small percentage have 4 wings which can make it travel 80 kph or more. Recently, beekeepers in California have spotted these insects attacking their hives. Weirdly it has no ears and heavily relies on its eyes to travel.

When it feels threatened, the 3 Bodied Jet Fly charges at the human or animal at an immense speed. It then grips on to the area it has landed and injects the venom into them causing major swelling and discomfort. Every year 17,000 die to the 3 Bodied Jet Flies. Scientists recommend to stay away from these creatures if you ever encounter one and if you do get stung wash immediately. Also it can fit through small holes so- BEWARE!