Today was Halloween and I was dressed up as a pirate. My school schedule said today was a Halloween party. As soon as I arrived in time i saw some people not in halloween costume. As i went inside and they said.

“WHY ARE YOU IN A COSTUME!” Shouted the teacher.

In my thoughts i thought that i was in the wrong place and i had to quickly think of an sentence to justify myself. “Uh today is my 11th anniversary of… PIRATE DAY and my family does this for a tradition”. I’ve got to get going now-

“Oh sorry I didn’t knew that you can go now”. The teacher said. I ran out and went back home frustrated.

The End.

Dear Elon,

My name is Tom and I am an astronaut capable of going to Mars.
If you wish me to go to Mars you must fund me 1 or 10 million dollars to build a spaceship capable to go to Mars. It costs 5 million dollars and the other 5 million is for the oil to fill up the space ship. You can give me your Tesla flag and I will put it on there. If you wish to fulfill your dreams you have a chance. It will be an achievement to mankind if you fund me. I am very experienced so don’t think I am a rookie.

Best Regards,
Tom

Please all humans help me! If you are reading this please help me! The aliens are launching a comet attack at this planet. If you don’t help we are all going to die. This is what you need to bring to fight them. Rockets. Missiles. Bombs. Build the biggest bunker in the earth. Loads of supplies to eat. A wall that can’t break from comets. Stop pollution and finally an underground farmhouse. From Earth. Last message. They will come on they year 2047. Xxxxxx From Earth. Must work all together. Xxx From your friend Earth.

Hey! You human, I’m fed up with your snoring and your hair. You hair smells like expired cheese and oil. For your snoring it makes me stay up until late midnight. Don’t you think I don’t need rest? Well I need rest too! For days you have been snoring to keep me awake and I can only sleep for 3 hours! And every Tuesday and Thursday you make me go into the washing machine! Inside all the pillows and clothes smell so bad. After I come out I am dizzy! Can’t you just wash me with your bare hands?! And do you think that I don’t need to change clothes? I actually need to change!

I have proof that my grandma is a super gran. She flys around the house doing chores all day and doesn’t need a break! She makes the most delicious food in the world not even Gordon Ramsey can’t even beat her skills! She doesn’t complain that she hurts her back like normal old people do! She also has a job that is better than Elon Musk! She makes 100Bn Dollars a year! Elon Musk cant beat that! She also made a secret empire in mars and built a kingdom filled with oxygen!