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Zak SHCP My secret Y6

My Secret

My secret is made of-

The gleaming gorillas that rapidly consume grapes.

The flapping flying birds soaring through the air.

The shiny, shy shark sitting and sunbathing.

The cute phsycotic cat that sat on a mat.

The bad and sad manUnited loss to Brighton.

I found it-

In the deep depths of a Minecraft cave where spiders sit,

Waiting for their dinner to arrive.

Upon the highest heights of the Himalayas.

Upon a sea surface beach buried upon the sand.

A sad snakes lair in the deep depths of a cave.

This secret can-

Open the chamber of secrets.

Destroy the Death Star with a single snap of fingers.

Destroy Dortmund’s Halland with a single kick.

Cheese giant by Zak SHCP Y6

The Cheese Giants 

Will you be able to spot a male cheese giant if you saw one? Like most giants, they are around about 100ft tall. They have long legs, massive arms and a gigantic head.They look very similar to the biggest block of cheese in the world. A few of them have been spotted being only 20ft tall! This is a record for the smallest cheese giant ever! So, at that point they were thought to be a  mascot for a cheese company.

However, the female are quite different. They have quite slender bodies with Brie instead of mozzarella on their bodies. They are quite a bit smaller with hair. Their hair is a bit like spaghetti however, it is made of cheese! Their usual size (instead of 100ft) is 75ft. So, they are significantly shorter!

They usually travel in a pack with their wife (or husband) their child and themselves. They usually are quite aggressive towards humans and eat them. They usually pick them up, strangle them and consumes them. They are not nocturnal. They are usually quite easy to spot considering they tower over 50ft in the air and have feet as big as houses so they are very loud.

Their usual diet contains cheese and if they are very very lucky they might be able to catch a human. However, they usually if their marriage between the female and male doesn’t work out they organise a battle to the death. Whoever wins gets to eat the other one.

They creatures are truly very fascinating.

The sabormandor by Zak Y6 SHCP

The Sabormandor.

The sabormandor is a wonderful creature placed on the beaches of Perth Australia. It is a mammal that is very good at swimming. (And eating babies. Quokkas babies to be precise)

It has dark black fur which it uses in the night to disguise itself to catch its prey. Their prey is Quokkas baby’s! However, on the occasional meal, they catch the adult Quokkas. They normally get their meals by the Quokkas (who are not very good parents) chucking their babies whenever they are in danger, and besides from that the baby is helpless and easy to consume.As well as this, they have dagger teeth which helps them consume and swim. They have webbed feet and hands which also helps them with their swimming.The teeth, however, are their main feature.

In Perth, the beaches are glorious and so are the resorts. Like the grand nautilus hotel. Near this beautiful resort is where these creatures are seen. They hang around waiting and watching. However, they do not harm humans (unless under captivity).However, not many humans know that they atrack whilst under captivity. Whilst their jaws are very strong they can break out of any cage/container. Many people believe that it is cute and could be a pet. However, with its ginormous teeth and its vortex black fur it is unseeable and unsafe.

It has been noticed all around Australia that the sabormandors have been decreasing in numbers. Unfortunately, these beautiful, majestic creatures are being hunted down and killed by the minute for the toxin within their dagger sharp teeth. The toxin can only be collected by cracking open the teeth. This would cause the sabormandor a lot of pain. Because of this, they just decide to kill the sabormandor. The toxin inside the tooth makes you able to control people to do whatever you want, whenever you want. So, please save a sabormandor today at sabormandorsaved.co.uk.

Zak SHCP the grand nautilus hotel.

Are you looking to relax?Do you want a bargain? If so then please do come to the grand nautilus hotel! This is the best deal you will ever get. It is only 5 minutes away from London so please do come on down! Remember, it has:

.Fantastic sea views
.Under 10’s stay free
.The rooms are filled with robots! (that clean your room)
.And it has the one and only airship that will take on a tour around the world!
.But, the best quality of this place is that the food is free! (And endless).

However, this is not all. It also has many other features that are yet to be mentioned.
Pie Corbett said “A flabbergasting experience not everyone can have!” Some attractions that are there include:

1. Sky hammocks.
2.The most deadly rollercoaster in the world. (The python).
3.Jeremy the three headed labradoodle.

Don’t forget about these deals as well:

.Early birds get 50% off.
.If you are coming from abroad then we will pay for your trip!
.Your older brothers, sisters and dads will not be able to eat anything that’s yours because it will be in YOUR private fridge.

Don’t forget, we are also in Cornwall so the views are absolutely fantastic.and so are the beaches! Also, because of this the weather is fabulous as well. To continue that subject of beaches and heat, some beach privileges are:

.Free floats
.Free sun cream (so we don’t get sued)
.Free sun-beds and umbrellas
.But, don’t forget our free all you can eat (and drink) buffet on the beach.

So, if you are interested call 07373756105782861048 and if you are the first person to book, it’s completely free!

Fluffy dog

I would take a mini gun to destroy all enemies,

 

I would take Cosy clothes as cosy as fluffy dog to stay warm at night,

 

I would take a dragon whistle to tame a dragon and fly through the air,

 

A Crystal Axe that can go through any thing and slay deadly monsters,

 

I would take a enchanted bag that duplicates anything I put in it,

 

I would take mystical dust to protect from enemies trying to kill me.

As buzzed as a bee by Zak y6

​​It doesn’t have to be Anfield at night,
The floodlights shining down on the players.
Or the pigeons eating all the blackbirds food.
Or the ghostly hallows following anyone that walks by.
It could be the glint of a broken pencil sharpener, laying in the middle of nowhere.
Or the Flash of light in your head,
as you take a photo of a memory you don’t want to forget.
Be as adventerous as a bee, that is as buzzed as it can be.
Be as sly as a snake that is as slythery as thy slime

The dragon

You are the angry volcano,hovering above your unsuspecting prey,full of malice.

You are the scales that are rock hard,encrusted with jewlery.

You are the glistening eyes that are as bright as the sun and as red as a ruby,watching,waiting.

You are the leathery wings as thick as an elephant’s hide.

You are the talons that are as sharp as a spear and as long as 5 men put together.

You are the jaws,bloodthirsty for mutton and pig.

You are the tail, preventing obvious escape.

You are the desolute dragon in my nightmares.

Kit kat

Kit Kat poem

 

You are a twig snapping like a Kit Kat.

 

You are a flame burning out on a candle.

 

You are a smiling sun sitting silently.

 

You are a stealthy tiger hiding sneakily .

 

You are a tear flowing down on a cheek.

 

You are the end of a cliff hanger.

An information report about Chameleon goblin

The Chameleon goblin is a species of goblin that is hard to spot.It can change to whatever colour skin it wants and often blends into the background.

Appearance

The Chameleon goblin often wears small fashionable hats it finds from tourists.It is about 30cm by birth and grows up to 120cm in adulthood.It has a long,pink forked tongue and green scaly rock hard skin,when not camouflaged into their surroundings.The only thing that doesn’t change colour are their red eyes.They have sharp talons that can easily rip leopards.

 

Diet

Typically,the Chameleon goblin prefer to eat lizards,snakes and hard rocks.However, they usually don’t get them so they have to survive on chips,cabbage and fish(fresh from the river)

 

Habitat

Generally, this particular goblin lives in the caves of the amazon rainforest.It prefers to be around:low trees,bushes,tall grass;caves near berry bushes and animals.They usually hide at the back of their caves(to avoid wandering tourists baning into something they can’t see,and to keep themselves warm).

 

Behaviour

Curiously, the Chameleon goblin can run at 60m/ph and looks like a blur.It usually blends into the background so it can’t be seen.

An information report about Chameleon goblin

The Chameleon goblin is a species of goblin that is hard to spot.It can change to whatever colour skin it wants and often blends into the background.

Appearance

The Chameleon goblin often wears small fashionable hats it finds from tourists.It is about 30cm by birth and grows up to 120cm in adulthood.It has a long,pink forked tongue and green scaly rock hard skin,when not camouflaged into their surroundings.The only thing that doesn’t change colour are their red eyes.They have sharp talons that can easily rip leopards.

 

Diet

Typically,the Chameleon goblin prefer to eat lizards,snakes and hard rocks.However, they usually don’t get them so they have to survive on chips,cabbage and fish(fresh from the river)

 

Habitat

Generally, this particular goblin lives in the caves of the amazon rainforest.It prefers to be around:low trees,bushes,tall grass;caves near berry bushes and animals.They usually hide at the back of their caves(to avoid wandering tourists baning into something they can’t see,and to keep themselves warm).

 

Behaviour

Curiously, the Chameleon goblin can run at 60m/ph and looks like a blur.It usually blends into the background so it can’t be seen.