DRAGON HUNTER WANTED 

REWARD: £1,000,000,234,642,009

Are you: Quick, swift, good with a sword? If so then this is for you. If not then walk/ scroll on. If you are still reading then you can slay a dragon. If you slay the molten dragon you will be rewarded greatly. First of you will get more money than you can dream of, and you will also get a pet donkey. But this donkey isn’t any ordinary donkey, it is extremely strong and can go pretty fast for a donkey! You will be paid £1,000,000,234,642,009 approximately. We would also throw in an extra gold bar if you make sure the dragon never comes back.  Come to the tree at the park to be told further instructions.