WANTED URGENTLY! 

WANTED URGENTLY. WE NEED A DRAGON HUNTER! Do you want to become famous? Do you want to be rich? Are you strong and fast? Are you in need of a job? Are you brave? Well this is the job for you. If you can go to Greenland and kill the Zillo Dragon then you will be richer than the president and the prime minister and the queen mixed together. As you might mot be able to tame it or kill it without equipment we will provide you with all of that. You will get a gun, a lot of fruit and food and stuff to help tame it. If successful then you will get all of this: a lifetime supply of food, a secret bunker, a mansion and £9 ,999, 999 ,999, 999, 50 TVs, 50 PS5s and how many games you want. Call this number to apply now. 0800 935 556. If you can’t, go to www.greenlanddragonhunters.co.uk. We’ll see you soon soldier.

You will need to be brave and be able to use a gun.