Hi, I hope you stop to read this , anyways I am the reporter for …DRAGON … HUNTERS… . This advertisement is for a dragon hunter .

Here is a list of jobs you will have to do…

.take mud baths

.always have blueberries on you at all cost

.never be clean

.where  the same colour clothes as the dragon’s skin

This only applies when you are around the dragons or their eggs. If you find a rare dragon you must tell your master immediately.

These are some possible accidents…

.burns

.cuts

.bruises

.scratches

.frost bite

.broken bones

.death

Before you take this job you should know that you are responsible for any monsters attacks or break outs.
REWARD : if somehow you catch all the dragons you get to meet the King and Queen. If you can speak to dragons this is not the place for you.

For further information call this number : 05367912597.