Phoenix Saviour

Are you seeking employment? Do you know how to be a hero? If so become a Phoenix Saviour!
Save our beloved, endangered, magical, species of birds. If you feel this is the job for you, we will guarantee you:

A trip to the ancient river,

A life-time supply of food,

Your own hut.

We expect you to be calm, brave, and have magical abilities. Also, if  you join within a fortnight you will get a free roll of parchment included, with a quill. We will reward you with:

A sack of mandrake.
The power to be immortal.

Plus the bonus of a unicorn.

You are guaranteed the protection of a dozen trusty dwarves. If you are interested in helping our village, please write a letter addressed to:

Hogsmed Village, The mountains of Scotland, hr1 2h4.

We expect your arrival soon !