Dragon hunters wanted! We, in the city of Lancaster, require urgent aid! It’s too late for Scotforth School and it could be the citizens next unless we acquire a brave hunter! If you want to learn more read on…

The dragons, despite being minuscule, are exceedingly one with nature and they can use it to there despicable advantage. There have been recent events that we believe to have provoked them into attacking us. There is a great reward for anyone managing to drive them out (preferably into the Man City grounds) where they will no longer plague us.

If you do choose to hunt these dragons please contact us at dragonhunters@notmail.bo.uk. The dragons usually feast on elves but have been very hostile towards humans recently (possibly because the elves are far too mischievous for them and seem to enjoy stuffing twigs up their nostrils) and unfortunately there have been many fatalities.

The reward is a bag of eternal pixie dust and a unicorns tail hair strand.