Wanted a dragon hunter
Are you sat at home doing nothing? Do you want to be the most famous dragon catcher in the world? Would you like to be wealthy as well as the talk of the town? If so today is your lucky day! We are looking for a skilfull dragon catcher who can rid these filthy beasts. If successfull we will provide a lovaly goat hearders hut in the forest full of nature. DONT LET THESE EGGS HATCH, IF THEY DO, LETS CATCH!
I like the slogan at the end of your advert
where is the forest full of nature?
look at the word “lovaly” I think it is supposed to be lovely.