You are as blue as a clear summer sky.

You are as wet as ferocious April showers.

You are as cold as an Artic iceberg.

You are as dark as a midnight shadow.

You are as fun as the rides at a funfair.

You are as lively as a child on Christmas Day.

You are as loud as a giant ship’s horn.

You are as quiet as a tiny little mouse.

You are as still as a ancient tree stump.

You are as rough as a mountain’s avalanche.

You are as calm as a sleeping cat.

You are as old as the queen of England.

You are as dangerous as jumping out of a plane without a parachute.

You are the deep blue sea.