I will never steal the crown jewels,
but I have stolen chocolate.

I will never meet a murderer,
but I have met my Grandma.

I will never eat a fried egg,
but I have ate a fried egg haribo.

I will never drink alchohol,
but I have drank lemonade.

I will never jump of a cliff,
but I have jumped off a diving board.

I will never climb Mount Everest,
climbed Glastonbury tor.

I will never swim in a fish tank,
but I have swam in the sea.

I will never support Liverpool,
but I have and I am supporting Everton.

I will never wake up at midnight,
but I have woke up at noon.

I will never stop creating poems,
but I have finished this one.