You could be an awesome architect,

Or a brutal battle strategist,

A captured captain,

Or a demon dentist.

An epic explorer,

Or even a fictional financer!

You could be a gentle gardener,

Or a horrible hairdresser.

An ideal icer,

Or a jumpy janitor.

You could be a killer kayak instructor,

Maybe a Leaping lord.

A monstrous maniac,

Or a naive nanny?

You can be anything,

Like an obnoxious office administrator.

A putrid postman,

Why not a quoting Queen?

Something like a railway guard might suit me well,

Or a super sailor, now that would be swell.

I might be a terrible teacher,

Or an ugly umpire,

Or I might just sit next to a cosy fire.

I could be a vain van driver,

Or a wonderful waiter,

An X ray technician, or even a diver.

I know, a yearly yachtsman,

Or a zany zookeeper.

I can be whatever I want,

But I don’t think I like this font…