Captain Jack Sparrows’ survival kit bag
1. A very full, large and dusty bottle of Jamaican rum with a clean-ish silver flagon to satisfy a pirate whilst sailing the seven seas.
2. A spare sharp hook just in case you loose the other hand or the first one turns red……
3. THE compass that will lead you to your heart desire…or at worlds end.
4. A very special pistol that has cut through the flesh an’ guts of Cap’n Barbossa.
5. A half-full, large and fingerprinted bot’le o’ Jamaican rum with a stained silver flagon to fill a pirates’ belly whilst sailing the seven seas.
6. A ol’ torn treasure map leading to the Foun’ain o’ Youth where you can trick your enemy into meeting their doom…
7. A brass telescope stolen from Davy Jones’ locker.
8. A tattered bag full o’ gold doubloons to gamble at a tavern and win a maidens heart, fair or otherwise.
9. A stash o’ ripped an’ faded wanted posters found in every nook and cranny you can explore.
10. A very emp’y bot’le o’ delicious irresistible Ja…ja….jam…jamai……….rum. to… er…sati…snore…snore…snore
This is brilliant! So funny! I love how it’s written in a style that makes you think it was written by a real pirate. Perhaps try including some more alliteration.