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Are you Brave?

Are you brave?

Do you want to make money?

If you do this is a job for you.

What is the job you ask? The job is …hunt the dragons that are obliterating our lovely valley and destroying the amazing fields.

 

What you need to do is hunt the dragon pack or chase them away!

Why do you need to do this? Well, the devilish disastrous dreadful dragons have made life hell for our monks and our farmers. 50% of our monks have died – they have been ripped apart by the dragons as they try to scare them away. Our farmers have lost 80% of their revenue because of dragon attacks; a local farmer (who does not wish to be named) said, “If this continues for another month – I will have to sell the farm and my family has worked on this land for generations. 1 in every 10 fields has been attacked so badly that they are derelict and unusable.” Several of the local businessmen told us “Our businesses are failing as no one now wants to move here and go out and about because of the dragon pack.”

When we spoke to the mayor, he told us, “This might be the worst thing ever to happen to our area. The price of bread has skyrocketed to 10 times more than it was last October before the dragon pack arrived.”

If you complete this task you will get an amazing lifetime reward of one sack of gold coins each week for the rest of your life. You will be on the front page of ‘Dragon Magazine’ (the top magazine for Dragon Hunters) and get a free lifetime subscription. You will also get a big shiny medal from all the people presented by the Mayor. This will be displayed in your cottage – built to your design in the area of your choice.

If you are interested please report to our monastery and ask to speak to the Mayor (who is hiding their and praying for help).

You will be supplied with a top of the range bow and sword as well as being allocated two trained bodyguards.

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