Are you a professional dragon hunter? do you want to be rich and famous well if you do, all you need to do is come to the top of the hee-man mountain, write your name on one of the stones, then we will chose one of you to come and slay the fire dragon so all of us villagers can sleep with no houses being burnt down to black ashes. We will come to your house if you are chosen to slay the beast. If you die, we will give your family some money to live on. Good luck.
Dragon Hunter advertisement
Do you possess the skills of taming or scaring off the wild dragons of The Spine? Does the thought of whispering into a dragons ear and relocating it to a less harmful habitat fill your heart with joy? How about saving thousands of lives by scaring off a dragon that could potentially harm you and your family by migrating into your home?
If this feels like a job that you could for fill, you would be expected to:
- Take the test of flames;
- Travel to the valley of Spine;
- Find the savage of a dragon;
- Tame the terrorising beast;
- Or scare it away from the village forever.
If successful a large reward will follow you in life, this reward is:
- An unlimited supply of the potion of fire;
- A delicious breakfast for the rest of your days;
- A magnificent three story house, that you and your family could live in with ease;
- An immediate promotion to vice chair of the village council;
- Plus a large bag filled to the brim with gold.
We also guarantee loyal servants to assist to your every need and knights to guard you day and night.
If you would like to apply for this once in a life time job then send a mouse to our village for the test of flames to see if you are worthy of this amazing job.
Wanted: A dragon hunter
We need a fearless dragon hunter to save our small village from deadly night dragons that have been terrorizing us for fortnights. Are you willing to give up your life to save other innocent lives? Can you stand up to a dragon without fear? Are you able to wheel a sword well enough to kill a dragon? If so, this is the job for you.
If you live we are willing to offer you your very own castle, money beyond your wildest dreams, and free milkshakes till the day you die. You will also go down in the history books as the hero that saved are village from dragons. The last thing we will give you is the famous invisibility cloak. We thank you for your service.
To apply you will need write a letter describing how you would kill the dragon and what you will need. Don’t forget to mention any other beast killing experience. Please send all the information together with your contact details to Sir Richard Monskin, National Park North Yorkshire, just past the third turning on the left.
Wanted! Dragon Whisperer
Wanted!!!
Dragon Whisperer.
Do you need employment?
We need someone who is patient and takes care of what they are doing. Are you able to whisper to animals and have gear to protect you from fire. We are seeking a person over 30 and healthy and sporty.
You will be offered a cabin in the forest to stay in while on your job, full dragon proof equipment, free food for a month and an assistant who will help you while you’re working. If you want to take this job please come to Gyan town, Dragon.co shop.
What you will earn.
If you succeed you will be given a lifetime supply of tomato and cucumber seeds, a baby dragon with abilities off your choice. You will also have a new house for free in the middle of the forest.
Wanted urgently – The finest dragon hunter in all the land!
Wanted urgently – The finest dragon hunter in all the land!
Are you seeking employment? Do you want to rid our land of these terrible beasts? Do you like the sound of becoming richer and more famous than King Arthur?
Then join the Dragon Hunting Committee. To join you will need:
- To be handy with a sword and bow and arrow
- To be reasonably fit
- To be a skilled horse-rider
- To be a good mountain climber
- To be able to laugh in the face of danger!
You will not be in this alone. You will train and fight dragons with your chosen friends and colleagues from the Dragon Hunting Committee. There will be only one leader – will this be you? With luck, your team will be the most successful dragon hunters and you will retire in fame and glory.
Rewards
As a reward you and your team will each receive a thousand gold sickles for every dragon that is killed. You will also get health care and insurance for any harm or injuries sustained throughout your career. In retirement you will be given a giant castle and nine acres to build and construct upon in your image. Anything discovered on your land, is yours to keep.
To apply, go to the nearest Dragon Hunting Committee post office and mail us your application describing your skills.
Are you Brave?
Are you brave?
Do you want to make money?
If you do this is a job for you.
What is the job you ask? The job is …hunt the dragons that are obliterating our lovely valley and destroying the amazing fields.
What you need to do is hunt the dragon pack or chase them away!
Why do you need to do this? Well, the devilish disastrous dreadful dragons have made life hell for our monks and our farmers. 50% of our monks have died – they have been ripped apart by the dragons as they try to scare them away. Our farmers have lost 80% of their revenue because of dragon attacks; a local farmer (who does not wish to be named) said, “If this continues for another month – I will have to sell the farm and my family has worked on this land for generations. 1 in every 10 fields has been attacked so badly that they are derelict and unusable.” Several of the local businessmen told us “Our businesses are failing as no one now wants to move here and go out and about because of the dragon pack.”
When we spoke to the mayor, he told us, “This might be the worst thing ever to happen to our area. The price of bread has skyrocketed to 10 times more than it was last October before the dragon pack arrived.”
If you complete this task you will get an amazing lifetime reward of one sack of gold coins each week for the rest of your life. You will be on the front page of ‘Dragon Magazine’ (the top magazine for Dragon Hunters) and get a free lifetime subscription. You will also get a big shiny medal from all the people presented by the Mayor. This will be displayed in your cottage – built to your design in the area of your choice.
If you are interested please report to our monastery and ask to speak to the Mayor (who is hiding their and praying for help).
You will be supplied with a top of the range bow and sword as well as being allocated two trained bodyguards.
Are you Brave?
Are you brave?
Do you want to make money?
If you do this is a job for you.
What is the job you ask? The job is …hunt the dragons that are obliterating our lovely valley and destroying the amazing fields.
What you need to do is hunt the dragon pack or chase them away!
Why do you need to do this? Well, the devilish disastrous dreadful dragons have made life hell for our monks and our farmers. 50% of our monks have died – they have been ripped apart by the dragons as they try to scare them away. Our farmers have lost 80% of their revenue because of dragon attacks; a local farmer (who does not wish to be named) said, “If this continues for another month – I will have to sell the farm and my family has worked on this land for generations. 1 in every 10 fields has been attacked so badly that they are derelict and unusable.” Several of the local businessmen told us “Our businesses are failing as no one now wants to move here and go out and about because of the dragon pack.”
When we spoke to the mayor, he told us, “This might be the worst thing ever to happen to our area. The price of bread has skyrocketed to 10 times more than it was last October before the dragon pack arrived.”
If you complete this task you will get an amazing lifetime reward of one sack of gold coins each week for the rest of your life. You will be on the front page of ‘Dragon Magazine’ (the top magazine for Dragon Hunters) and get a free lifetime subscription. You will also get a big shiny medal from all the people presented by the Mayor. This will be displayed in your cottage – built to your design in the area of your choice.
If you are interested please report to our monastery and ask to speak to the Mayor (who is hiding their and praying for help).
You will be supplied with a top of the range bow and sword as well as being allocated two trained bodyguards.
Molten egg
Molten egg:
This might look like a usual egg, but it is not, this is a gigantic red-hot molten dragon egg, glowing like fire and about the size of a dog. It is also very scaly and could burn through concrete. It is mainly found in volcanoes, but someone has spotted one in the Sahara Dessert. The egg was with his mum or dad as no–one knows the difference between them as they all look the same. You know if they are in the same family because of their specific patterns on their orange scales.
Nobody knows where they live in winter, they are normally warm to keep themselves alive otherwise they die because they would get too cold. Sadly, they might get extinct because of their bright orange scales. Right now, there are only 12 of these mythical creatures left in the world. They are very hard to find as they do not really come out of there homes as they no that they are being hunted for their scales.
They eat meat what is o fire and eats fire for a snack, they do eat humans, so you better watch out if you see one. It cannot see you from over 50 metres away. It is very hard to tame them as they will most likely get annoyed with you and burn you to ashes and eat you. They need lots of space to play as of there massive tail, it will probably knock you out.
Rocket Rippers
Rocket Rippers
Rocket Rippers are a breed of dragon that spends most of its time in the air. On the occasion they do land, it is common that they land on grassland or savanna. They are incredibly fast reaching up to 852 MPH and since they spend most their time in the air, they have developed the ability to go to altitudes of 50,000 feet.
Description
Rocket Rippers have blue leathery scales and tail up to 3 meters long! Their bellies are white, blending in with the clouds. Their teeth are as long as daggers. These dragons also have huge sharp wings that are very narrow making it hard to believe they should even be able to fly. The dragons themselves are the size of a bus and have wingspan of 12 meters. Their eyes are usually black, but rarely you can find a hybrid with red eyes to strike fear in the enemy.
Hunt
Seeing as they spend so much time in the skies you may be tricked into thinking that they eat birds and small dragons, but they actually swoop down and hunt dear and even lions! Their sharp claws ripping them to bits giving them their name Rocket Rippers.
Riding on Rocket Rippers
These dragons can turn out to be great transport if you are trying to get somewhere in a hurry. However, as they are so flat the rider would have to lie down on their stomach to ride the dragon, making it very difficult to control. They are also great for battle as they are too fast for the bullets to hit and their flat shape makes a very good shield.
magma dragon
The magma dragon is a huge beast that only lives under ground or in a volcano. It is very rarely seen as it is almost impossible to get to where they live. The basics of a magma dragon’s looks is its very distinctive face with their upwards pointing horns and there pointed face. They are mainly recognised for their rock like skin with boiling molten lava sealing the cracks. Another way to recognise a magma dragon is its tail, they always have a sharp obsidian bolder on it for fighting and sometimes hunting. Magma dragons don’t often use their wings but they do have them. The only times you would see a Magma dragon flying is if it was hunting vultures or condors on the mountain peaks.
A magma dragon isn’t like your normal dragon in what it eats. A normal dragon will hunt deer and forest creatures. Sea dragons will eat fish and sea critters. Although a magma dragon will eat anything that dares come close to this monster of destruction. Also to stay healthy a magma dragon will have to have some molten rock and lava in its diet. What makes magma dragons so different from all the others is its hunger; they can go for weeks only eating magma and lava!
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