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Wanted urgently – The finest dragon hunter in all the land!

Wanted urgently – The finest dragon hunter in all the land!

 

Are you seeking employment? Do you want to rid our land of these terrible beasts? Do you like the sound of becoming richer and more famous than King Arthur?

 

Then join the Dragon Hunting Committee. To join you will need:

  • To be handy with a sword and bow and arrow
  • To be reasonably fit
  • To be a skilled horse-rider
  • To be a good mountain climber
  • To be able to laugh in the face of danger!

 

You will not be in this alone. You will train and fight dragons with your chosen friends and colleagues from the Dragon Hunting Committee. There will be only one leader – will this be you? With luck, your team will be the most successful dragon hunters and you will retire in fame and glory.

 

Rewards

As a reward you and your team will each receive a thousand gold sickles for every dragon that is killed. You will also get health care and insurance for any harm or injuries sustained throughout your career. In retirement you will be given a giant castle and nine acres to build and construct upon in your image. Anything discovered on your land, is yours to keep.

 

To apply, go to the nearest Dragon Hunting Committee post office and mail us your application describing your skills.

 

 

 

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