We need a fearless dragon hunter to save our small village from deadly night dragons that have been terrorizing us for fortnights. Are you willing to give up your life to save other innocent lives? Can you stand up to a dragon without fear? Are you able to wheel a sword well enough to kill a dragon? If so, this is the job for you.

If you live we are willing to offer you your very own castle, money beyond your wildest dreams, and free milkshakes till the day you die. You will also go down in the history books as the hero that saved are village from dragons. The last thing we will give you is the famous invisibility cloak. We thank you for your service.

To apply you will need write a letter describing how you would kill the dragon and what you will need. Don’t forget to mention any other beast killing experience. Please send all the information together with your contact details to Sir Richard Monskin, National Park North Yorkshire, just past the third turning on the left.