Salutations, citizen! Do you possess the talent of assassinating  baleful dragons? Why not use it employment and to protect? If so, you have found the correct establishment.

We are seeking! We are searching! For the most bravest yet trustworthy dragon assassin to slay the worst but final member of the species so we will be able to be free to run outside. First, ponder about becoming the most wealthiest and well-known assassin in the continent cheering and worshiping you for helping. We guarantee that we will award you the finest jewels mined from the alaskian’s mineshaft for nymphs. Most rarest you see. Our unthinkable offer includes a servants of erlkings, an enchanted underground base so no other jealous assassin who had missed the offer will find you (please do not not abuse the erlking by making them overwork or you will be hunted down the king).  Additionally, we will provide you with a free animal cafe to relax you from the stress of fighting these fatal dragons, we will kindly donate away the animal species you have allergies towards to.  If successful, you will praised as the almighty fateful dragon assassinator by the continent.

Don’t avoid this opportunity dear citizen of Clockworkvale. Live the dreams that you won’t ever regret!