Dragon tamer wanted 

Do you want to tame a dragon? Do you want to ride a dragon? If you do then this is the right job for you. Are you able to tame a dragon successfully?  

You are wanted because we need someone to tame a dragon because they have been destroying houses. We will protect them by giving them armer and we will get an army to guard their stables. We will take them for rides to stretch their wings and get exercise. You will earn a bunch of trustworthy elves. You will get 12 golden phoenix eggs that will give you the strength and bravery to train the dragons. 

You will get a free breakfast every morning containing pancakes with syrup and strawberries on top. You will get 100,000,000,000 of glistening gold. You will get a mansion where you can stay and have the time of your life. 

Don’t miss out on this chance. Apply and live your dream life.