Do you want to be a dragon tamer? And do you need the perfect job? Why not show off your rad skills? Well, if you do, you at the right place, come to tame a dragon in Buxton! 

We will need you to help the scared dragons, people and dragons need to be in harmony because there just getting killed left, right and centre. If you want to come here and save the dragons you will need to bring, 

• Dragon food (any meat, water and trees) 
• Squeaky toys (dog toys) 
• Torches (for the caves to catch the night dragons) 

And that’s all you need. If you have decided to come here already you well it will only get better, and you will get payed £300 pounds a month! Also, we will provide you with diamond armour and it is very hard to break so don’t worry you will be very protected. 

The benefits 

You will have to come at 6:30 every morning because at that time all the rare dragons come out of their Lares. The bright side is that you will get warm cereal and orange juice every day as well! 

This is a lifetime opportunity, so come on in and join the dragon taming class! Both boys and girls allowed.