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Dragon whisperer

Do you have a way to tame a dangerous dragon? Can you calm down the most ferocious beasts? Does the idea of walking up to a dragon and softly whispering to its ear not giving you a fright? Can your words help get rid of fire breathing dragon from our valley?

If you want this job, you will be expected to:

.Travel to the dragon filled valley;

.Find the beast;

.Tame the beast;

.Or scare it away from our land.

In return for taming /scaring the dragon we will give you:

.A luxury house with nearly everything to make yourself comfortable.

.Free food from the best bakery in town for eternity.

.And £20,000 a week so you can spend anything your heart desires.

Also, you are guaranteed to be under the protection of the king’s greatest knights.

If you want this job send a letter to the king’s castle saying “dragon job.”

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