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the dragon whisperer

WANTED DRAGON whisperer

Do you have the courage to tame dragons? Can you calm even the most terrifying beasts? Does the fire breathing dragon not scare you? Can you use your words to calm even the most terrifying dragons?

If you feel like this job is for you, you’ll be expected to:

Travel to our town

Seek out the beast

Tame the beast

Or scare it away

In return we will reward you with

A sack of blue strawberries gathered from an ocean dragon’s nest

The promise of a free trip to the eternity buffo

Plus a free breakfast so you don’t worry.

You are guaranteed the protection of 10 dwarfs

If you are interested in helping contact us and leave a message at the mountain loud. Marked dragon job

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