Grace’s Blog Post. ‘A Dragon Carer’ 

Have you always wanted to help dragons in need? Are you tired of listening to all the sad baby dragons getting taken away from their mothers to be killed? Are you tired of having to share a WIFI password? If so, then read ahead to seek YOUR potential DREAM job.  

We are in need of a warm-hearted dragon carer to reduce the chances of one of our beloved animals becoming extinct. This is important because more and more species of dragons are becoming endangered. Dragons are definitely hard to tame and look after. Our team will tell you now that they are like new-born babies eating sticky chocolate cake for the first time! So, we are warning you! Moreover, we will be giving you a team of 5 of our finest dwarves to help you with the taming part. We also will include an exclusive stay at the finest Dragon Carer Hotel. There you will be provided with our TOP assistants and the most substantial dragon equipment you need to protect our precious dragons. Furthermore, we will be sending you hampers filled with food and the basics to make your every day life easier to get around. We will also make you the face of the ‘TOP DRAGON CARER OF THE MONTH’ magazine. 

Additionally, we will give you free WIFI for as long as you and your ancestors shall live. More perks such as 50% off of your purchases and you will be given an ID Card to identify that you are a dragon career. (these badges can’t be made anywhere else). Apply now at www.become/a/dragonCareer.today.co.uk. Will you be the first to succeed at taking care of a DRAGON?