Are you looking for a job of a lifetime?Do you want mountains of food and your very own castle?are you up to your eyes in debt?Can you fight off a group of dragons? if you want and can do any of these things then we have the perfect job for you.

things you will need to claim this once in a lifetime opportunity:

•a sword as sharp as a sea urchin spine

•professional hunting experience

•a water/fire proof vest

•an invisiblity cloak

if you get this this job you will be showered with gifts,food,clothes and fame

you will be ascorted to wherever you want on the finest donkey in the land

to possibly sign up to this great job tell 04582995