Do you have the ability to talk to dragons? Can you calm down even the most ferocious of dragons out there? Are you scared to go to close to dragons? Can your soothing voice help dragons calm down? If so then this is the job for you!

You will be expected to:

• Calm down dragons
• persuade them out of the village
• make sure they do not attack
• make sure you do not make them angry

In return we will give you:

• A hundred pounds every half an hour
• A dove big enough to carry you around
• a phoenix egg
• The dragon that you calm down
• Every dragon you calm down you get a huge sack of gold!

You are guaranteed the protection of armour that can never ever break!

If you are interested please call 01298 45679 or leave a message at the river of truth. Don’t miss this once in a whole lifetime opportunity!