Wanted- urgently- dragon tamer. 

Are you hunting for a dangerous job? Are you fearless? Are you clever? Do you have the skills to speak to these gargantuan beasts? If you can calm these devious demons, come to our vigilant valley as we live in fear of dragons roaming nearby.  

If you feel that you are brave enough to have this job, then you will need to: 

. Travel to our valley.  

. Find the beast and tame it. 

Come prepared as these dragons are all over the place, terrorizing our valley. We will protect you with the best armour, a colossal castle, a bodyguard (which has the trust of fifty dwarves and is as strong as a mighty panther,) and a mode of transport of which you choose. You will earn: an unlimited sack of gold, your picture in the trusty tamer magazine, ten million diamonds and free food from stalls at the market. We will also guarantee a mansion supplied everywhere across the lovely land. We need you since the dragons are burning down fortresses but not castles or mansions. If you successfully make peace and harmony so humans and dragons can live together, we will make a sculpture of you. Additionally, the dragons can be pets and you will be known as a hero forever and throughout history. If the dragons are too mighty, we give you permission to demolish, and destroy them. 

If you successfully tame the beast, you can keep this demon as your reward to help you in your next battle. A pass so you can go anywhere for free. Food from the magic tree. Please help us. 

If you wish to apply to the job, then write back and leave the note at the bottom of the whisper mountain. We will collect it and write back soon.