I’ve never climbed Mount Everest

But l have climbed up the biggest climbing frame at Ashley park.

I’ve never been in a car crash

But l have crashed into the gate on my bike.

I’ve never fallen of a horse

But l have fallen of a dangerous rocking horse.

I’ve never tasted a Ginny pig

But l have eaten some chewy lam.

I’ve never seen a golden nugget

But l have found a chunk of marble.

I’ve never seen a house on fire

But l have seen a bomfire burning.