I have never … but I have …

I have never sat on the Moon

But I have perched down on my decking in the sunny France.

I have never seen a fierce tiger climb a mountain

But I have spotted a tabby cat climb a tree by Tadpole Lake.

I have never been to the scorching Australia

But I have travelled to fabulous Florida.

I have never been to an England football game

But I have watched one on TV at home.

I have never watched a Christmas panto live

But I have seen a Red Oaks panto live.

I have never climbed up the treacherous Mount Everest

But I have ventured up a tree at Lydiard Park.