I’ve Never… but I have…

I’ve never swam in the cold water of the Himalayan mountains, but I have swam in the oasis swimming pools.

I’ve never sat on the Queens luxury throne, but I have sat on my beach chairs in the garden.

I’ve never ate a ten thousand pound gold covered ice cream in a palace, but I have eaten a tub of Ben And Jerrys cookies and cream.

I’ve never been to the Grand Canyon, but I have been to the Eiffel Tower in France.

I’ve never seen a 15 foot dog, but I have seen a 8 foot giraffe at the zoo.

I’ve never seen the Mona Lisa painting, but I have seen my sisters scribbles.