I’ve never ridden in a rapid Ferrari,

but I have driven down the m61 at 120mph.

I’ve never rid a high, camel

but I have rid a long,fringed horse down Liverpool RD.

I’ve never been to Australia,

but I have been Grand Canaria

I’ve never been up Mount Everest

but I have been up Darwin tower

I’ve never ridden a talking llama into Lidl,

but I have ridden a greedy,horse in a farm.