I’ve never been to Mars and seen an alien, but I have found my bird Rio squawking at home.

I’ve never seen a hippo climb big ben, but I have seen a squirrel climb a tree at Lydiard Park.

I’ve never spotted a monkey stealing a banana in Lidl, but I have witnessed a black cat dashing around in my garden.

I’ve never departed from space in a Tesla to freezing cold Antarctica and made a snowman, but I have travelled to Spain on an airplane and went on one of the biggest waterslide’s on earth.