I have never stolen a Spitfire and shot down a German airforce, but I have stolen some money from my mums skull purse. I have never played football for Manchester United, but I have played for Lostock Hall Whites.

I have never driven a galactic Lamborghini on Mars, but I have driven an Audi R8 on a Three Sisters Track. I have never held an eagle, but I have held a European Eagle Owl.

I have never ridden a gravity defying hoverboard, but I have ridden a red, bmx bike up the hill at White Coppice. I have never seen a black and blue mega Charizard, but I have seen a bearded dragon in my house called Dreko.

I have never had a white and shiny bald head, but I have had a small Mohican during the lockdown holidays.