I’ve never seen a wild blue whale leap out of the water as it slashes with a manta Ray, but I have seen a guinea pig popcorning across the run and big Barry the fish bite my finger as I try and feed him.
I’ve never held an Orca, but I have held Fluffsy and Smoothie (Connie’s Guinea pigs).
I’ve never ran a marathon without any water, but I have ran to McDonald’s to get some chicken selects.
I’ve never touched a megalodon, but I have touched a goldfish called Goldy.
I’ve never dropped my phone in the ocean, but I have dropped my power-ranger action figure in the toilet.