Archive | April 29, 2021

I have never cooked food in boiling bubbly lava

I have never cooked food in boiling bubbly lava

But I have cooked food in the hot oven.

 

I have never jumped off the swooshing swing

But I have off the slippery slide.

 

I have never sat in a BMW.

But I have sat in a happy Honda Jazz.

 

I have never cooled down food in the funky freezer

But I have cooled down food by doing a big blow.

 

I have never eaten a green gooey pickle that looks like Shrek

But I have eaten pickle flavoured crisps at Easebourne park.

 

I have never ridden an octopus with wiggly wobbly legs in the air

But I have ridden my little brother while he was screaming.

I have never watched Diego maradona

I have never watched Diego Maradona in the world cup.

 

But i have watched Cristiano Ronaldo and Lionnel Messi in the champions league.

 

I have never been to Russia in a plane.

 

But i have been to Turkey in a car eating chocolate ice cream.

 

I have never touched a beaming hot volcano like a cat touching a dead fish.

 

But I have touched a fake volcano in school while we were doing science.

 

I have never climbed a rope 1,824.8 metres while drinking a delicious fanta.

 

But I have climbed 2 metres during a national race.

 

I have never touched a tiger’s tail while eating ice cream

But I have touched a monkey’s tail while dreaming.

I have never eaten scrumptions sorbet in a bathtub

I have never eaten scrumptions sorbet in a bathtub

but I have eaten strawberry ice cream from Dylan’s ice cream shop.

 

I have never had a puppy called Asher

but I have a 9 months year old puppy called Milo.

 

I have never eaten a lollipop while in a Lamborghini

but I have eaten a lollipop while watching TV.

 

I have never driven a Mercedes car 

but I have ridden a ruby, red bike.

 

I have never been to the Eiffel Tower 

but I have been to Hong Kong.

 

I have never climbed up Mount Everest   

but I have climbed the Peak in Hong Kong. 

 

I have never eaten a gooey brownie before breakfast 

but I have eaten an oozing chocolate on a smooth sofa.

 

I have never had a bouncy bunny called Hoppy

but I have been to a place where you can see rabbits.

 

I have never read a 700 page book in the Amazon rainforest

but I have read a 527 page book at school. 

 

I have never reset the time.

I have never jumped off a skyscraper

 

But I have jumped out of a tree.

 

I have never chopped a tree.

 

But I have cut a stick

 

I have never reset the time

 

have never swum  in a chocolate swimming pool 

 

But I had a water swimming pool in Devon.

 

I have been on the phone to the president

 

But I have to  the council.

 

I have never been sick 5 times

 

But I. Have been dizzy

 

I have never jumped But I have reset a game.

I have never seen a man with rocking rainbow hair.

I have never eaten a boring burger on my beautiful bed

But I have eaten a big burger on my table.

 

I have never seen the Queen in Buckingham Palace

but I have seen Mrs Nixon teaching us magnificent maths.

 

I have never ridden on a wonky donkey 

But I have ridden on a clumsy camel.

 

I have never seen a dancing dog

But I have seen a funky fish.

 

I have never heard a crazy cuckoo bird

But I have heard a robin’s chirp.

 

I have never sung a funky beat

But I have sung a lullaby.

 

I have never seen a man rocking rainbow hair

But I have seen a man with green hair.

 

I have never seen a kangaroo driving a car

But I have seen a cute baby kangaroo in Africa

 

I have never seen a digging dog in my garden

But i have seen a barking dog at the beach.

 

I have never seen an amazing ant carrying a brick

But I have seen a red ant sitting on a brick.

 

I have never eaten a frozen cupcake in the North Pole

But i have eaten a chocolate chip cupcake in Portugal.

 

I have never seen a courageous chameleon in the zoo

But I have seen a crazy chameleon standing on the door.

 

I have never seen a humpback whale at the beach

But I have seen a worrying whale in the Pacific Ocean.

 

I have never ridden a drakon

I have never eaten a ridiculous rainbow apple

but I have eaten a great green pear.

 

I have never ridden a dangerous drakon through New York

but I have ridden a horse called Charlie when I was having riding lessons.

 

I have never climbed the frozen Himerlyers 

but I have climbed Kingly Vail on a nice warm summer’s day.

 

I have never jumped over the humongous Eiffel tower

but I have jumped over a river in the woods like a kangeroo.

 

I have never smelt ferocious Figs stuffed with kind Kiwi

but I have smelt freshly baked pizza.

 

I have never seen a fluffy caterpillar eating a luscious leaf

but I have seen Buttercup, my cat eats her food like a ravenous lion.

 

I have never hidden in a cupboard like a mischievous mouse

but I have hidden under a dovet in my mum’s room laughing like a maniac.

 

I have never broken a window with a bouncy ball 

but I have broken most of my lovely lego by accident.

I have never ridden a Mercedes motorbike in London

I have never eaten a crunchy Crunchy ice cream in the silent swimming pool,

but I have eaten a crunchy Crunchy ice cream from the ice cream van.

 

I have never ridden a Mercedes motorbike in London,

but I have had a ride in my dad’s BMW.

 

I have never eaten a out of date Cheeseburger from Mc’ Donalds,

but I have eaten 3 Cheeseburgers in 2 minutes and 45 seconds.

 

I have never climbed the all strong and mighty Mount Everest,

but I have climbed the volcano at Dinosaur Island.

 

I have never seen a King Cobra,

but I have seen a very long and different speice of snake.

 

I have never stroked a big, fluffy, warm lion,

but I have stroked a different fur ball my dog. She is a Bernese Mountain dog.

 

I have never climbed the Great Kapok Tree,

but I have climbed a big tree but it isn’t as tall as the Great Kapok Tree.

I have never hugged the Queen.

I have never danced on Mars with headphones on,

but I have danced on the sofa while listening to Elexa.

 

I have never done contortion with Sofie Dossie,

but I have done a backbend at the gymnastics in the Grange.

 

I have never stroked an extra large bully while on top of a water slide,

but I have stroked my Border Lakeland cross Patterdale puppy on the sofa.

 

I have never seen the film It,

but I have been to a circus and seen a clumsy clown.

 

I have never walked to Midhurst wearing slippers,

but I have walked down Lutner Road with no shoes on.

 

I have never walked like a poorly penguin lost on a big ice-cube,

but I have walked like Jack Sparrow after he drank rum.

 

I have never done 200 backflips on the trampoline at once,

but I have done 20 back walkovers on the Flip Street at Flip out.

 

I have never hugged the Queen while eating chocolate cupcakes,

but I have hugged my mum while eating Nutella and Caramel donuts.

 

I have never done a crowd dive,

but I have belly flopped into the wavy water at Spectrum wave pool.

 

I have never met Matilda while swinging on a swing,

but I have read Matilda in bed on a Friday night.

 

I have never been bitten by a shark at the top of Big Ben,

but I have been bitten by my 12 week old puppy Widget.

 

I have never written a song under my school desk,

but I have written an I have never poem with confidence at school.

 

I have never ridden a horse

I have never eaten cheesecake 

But I have eaten a chocolate cake .

I have never eaten on the sofa while dancing 

but i have eaten while sitting on the sofa.

I have never played a gutur 

but i have played a ukulele .

I have never ridden a horse 

but i have ridden a pony. 

I have never played bulldog 

but i have played hide and seek .

I have never made coffy 

but i have made tea. 

I have never eaten cheesecake 

But I have eaten a chocolate cake .

I have never eaten on the sofa while dancing 

but i have eaten while sitting on the sofa.

I have never played a gutur 

but i have played a ukulele .

I have never ridden a horse 

but i have ridden a pony. 

I have never played bulldog 

but i have played hide and seek .

I have never made coffy 

but i have made tea. 

 

I have never ridden a horse

I  have never eaten a bloody mushy squishy cow brain

but I have eaten a gooey brown cow cake from the oven.

 

I have never ridden a horse a called Pebbles

but I have ridden 1879  (cow) through the green lush field like a galloping horse.

 

I have never driven a blue New Holland tractor on the farm

but I have driven a John Deer Gator up the cow track like the speed of light.

 

I have never ridden a fierce hippo on the Hawian shore

but I have ridden an outstanding red quard bike through New Zealand on a summer day.

 

I have never seen a pure white Artic fox like fluffy snow

but I have seen a black and white growing badger eating food.

 

I have never seen a mermaid floating swiftly through the deep blue sea like a sea snail

but I have seen a blue fish in an aquarium swimming lazily

 

I have never ridden a flamingo on a summer’s day 

but I have ridden a ginger cow and jumped