I have never eaten a boring burger on my beautiful bed

But I have eaten a big burger on my table.

I have never seen the Queen in Buckingham Palace

but I have seen Mrs Nixon teaching us magnificent maths.

I have never ridden on a wonky donkey 

But I have ridden on a clumsy camel.

I have never seen a dancing dog

But I have seen a funky fish.

I have never heard a crazy cuckoo bird

But I have heard a robin’s chirp.

I have never sung a funky beat

But I have sung a lullaby.

I have never seen a man rocking rainbow hair

But I have seen a man with green hair.

I have never seen a kangaroo driving a car

But I have seen a cute baby kangaroo in Africa

I have never seen a digging dog in my garden

But i have seen a barking dog at the beach.

I have never seen an amazing ant carrying a brick

But I have seen a red ant sitting on a brick.

I have never eaten a frozen cupcake in the North Pole

But i have eaten a chocolate chip cupcake in Portugal.

I have never seen a courageous chameleon in the zoo

But I have seen a crazy chameleon standing on the door.

I have never seen a humpback whale at the beach

But I have seen a worrying whale in the Pacific Ocean.