I have never eaten a boring burger on my beautiful bed
But I have eaten a big burger on my table.
I have never seen the Queen in Buckingham Palace
but I have seen Mrs Nixon teaching us magnificent maths.
I have never ridden on a wonky donkey
But I have ridden on a clumsy camel.
I have never seen a dancing dog
But I have seen a funky fish.
I have never heard a crazy cuckoo bird
But I have heard a robin’s chirp.
I have never sung a funky beat
But I have sung a lullaby.
I have never seen a man rocking rainbow hair
But I have seen a man with green hair.
I have never seen a kangaroo driving a car
But I have seen a cute baby kangaroo in Africa
I have never seen a digging dog in my garden
But i have seen a barking dog at the beach.
I have never seen an amazing ant carrying a brick
But I have seen a red ant sitting on a brick.
I have never eaten a frozen cupcake in the North Pole
But i have eaten a chocolate chip cupcake in Portugal.
I have never seen a courageous chameleon in the zoo
But I have seen a crazy chameleon standing on the door.
I have never seen a humpback whale at the beach
But I have seen a worrying whale in the Pacific Ocean.