I have never watched Diego Maradona in the world cup.

But i have watched Cristiano Ronaldo and Lionnel Messi in the champions league.

I have never been to Russia in a plane.

But i have been to Turkey in a car eating chocolate ice cream.

I have never touched a beaming hot volcano like a cat touching a dead fish.

But I have touched a fake volcano in school while we were doing science.

I have never climbed a rope 1,824.8 metres while drinking a delicious fanta.

But I have climbed 2 metres during a national race.

I have never touched a tiger’s tail while eating ice cream

But I have touched a monkey’s tail while dreaming.