I have never been to Thailand but I have been to Tenerife.

I have never seen the Queen but I have seen the Derby team.

I have never walked the moon but I have walked the Kiddy Harriers pitch.

I have never caught an orange but I have caught a tennis ball.

I have never been to Hawaii but I have been to Woolacombe.

I have never heard a python hissing but I heard my brother scream when he saw a grass snake.

I have never seen an antelope attack an adder whilst bouncing on a ball in the Bahamas.