I have never ridden a monkey into Morrison’s ,

But I have ridden a camel through a desert.

I have never eaten a meal from a five star restaurant ,

but I have eaten a full tub of ice cream.

I have never broken the law,

but I have broken a garden ornament.

I have never won in the olympics,

but I have won a race on sports day.

I have never worn the queens crown,

but I have worn a plastic tiara in a dress up game.

I have never had a dragon,

but I have had 25 hamsters.

I have never heard the roar of a lion,

but I have heard the chirp of the birds that have a nest in my tree in the morning.

I have never touched the scales of a snake,

but I have stroked my pet rabbit.

I have never climbed up Mount Everest,

but I have climbed up to the top of rivington pike.