I have never swum in the vast ocean,

But I have paddled the whole length of a swimming pool.

I have never built a humungous tower block,

But I have made a house out of Lego.

I have never seen the President of the United States’ White House,

but I have seen Max’s house.

I have never broken a house-brick in half,

but I have smashed my mum’s precious glass bowl by accident.