I have never visited the deep, dark depths of the Mariana Trench,

But I have gone swimming.

I have never seen the Aurora Borealis,

But I have seen the starry sky at night.

I have never eaten a £1 million gold foil ice cream,

But I have tasted the finest of mango kulfi

I have never beaten Usain Bolt in a race,

But I have beaten all my friends in one.

I have never touched a unicycle,

But I have my own mountain bike.