I have never raced lewis Hamilton at Silverstone
But I have watched Top Gear from the sofa at home.
I have never seen aliens jumping for joy
But I have heard my dad snore like an earthquake!
I have never been in a murder mystery
But I have played Cluedo.
I have never travelled on Hogwarts Express
But I have been on a nempty train to London.
I have never been a hero battling a bashful beast.
But I have wrestled my brother, William, to the ground.
I have never completed building a space rocket
But I have finished this poem.