I have never raced lewis Hamilton at Silverstone

But I have watched Top Gear from the sofa at home.

I have never seen aliens jumping for joy

But I have heard my dad snore like an earthquake!

I have never been in a murder mystery

But I have played Cluedo.

I have never travelled on Hogwarts Express

But I have been on a nempty train to London.

I have never been a hero battling a bashful beast.

But I have wrestled my brother, William, to the ground.

I have never completed building a space rocket

But I have finished this poem.