I have never duelled Lord Voldemort

but I have pretended to be Dwayn the Rock Johnson and wrestle my dad’s friend Dave.

I have never beaten Tiger Woods in a golf match 

but I have smashed my ball further than my sister Daisy in Driving range.

I have never clambered up Mount Everest

but I have seen Mount Kilimanjaro in Uganda through my car window at Lake Victoria National park.

I have never fished with Robson Green

but I have gone crabbing with my family in Blakeney.

I have never eaten Chinese Noodle Soup with Ken Hom

but I have had Sweet and Sour Chicken in China Town.

I have never been in the starting lineup for the English national football team

but I have watched the FA cup final at Wembley Stadium.