I have never stood, amazed at a Billie Eilish concert

But I have watched it live on TV

I have never walked across a red carpet in Gucci shoes

But I have staggered along my dad’s brown flooring in calico socks

I have never gracefully leaped along candy floss clouds

but I have been in a plane next to them

I have never eaten a pickle

but I have eaten a cucumber

I have never done a front flip off a wall

But I have done a back flip